This is some spam I received today.
Subject: Private Invitation
From: Mr Yasir Ali
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:51:01 +0100
It is my pleasure to request for your honest assistance. This request may seem strange but I will crave your indulgence and pray that you view it seriously.
My name is Mr Yasir Ali from Pakistan. purchasing agent to leader of Jundollah militant group in Pakistan.
Due to the Pakistan Army’s offensive in South Waziristan, I was mandated by a senior rebel leader to purchase arms and ammunition from a private dealer in Russia worth Ten Million American Dollars Only. The said amount was moved through Iran boarder on the 17Th of September 2009 to Russia.
It was quite unfortunate that upon my arrival, I immediately change my mind against purchasing of arms in the name of war of Islam. I have succeeded on diverting the fund into a security storage company.
I pray to Allah to forgive me for all the innocent people killed during my service to the rebel force. I have promise my self and Allah never to involve in any form of crime to humanity through out my life time.
In view of the above, I will never like to go back to Pakistan again because of my life and wish to invest this funds under your umbrella and supervision.
I will also seek your assistant to help me secure traveling documents for my wife and two children.
I needed your assistant and protection to the funds. Base on the above detail information, I will highly appreciate if my request is given utmost priority and consideration.
Mr Yasir Ali Secure ID: **-@live.com