Firrrst accorrrdin’ t’ Pirrrate Quiz me pirrrate name be Irrron James Read, I be a simple pirrrate, doin’ nothin’ but sailin’, plunderrrin’, and drinking a bottle of rum! Okay this is getting to hard, I am going to stop. So I like to wish you a happy Pirate Day.
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
From Pirate Jokes.